If a taco wore pants, would it wear them like this:

or like this?

This arose out of a lunchtime conversation about the amazing idea of lasagna tacos! Which naturally spawned the the question “if you were making a lasagna taco, which direction would you layer it?”
At which point J asked the question above[2].
[1]Note that the description text is a reference to ‘none pizza with left beef’.
[2]Thanks J!
Regarding the direction of layering, this guy answers that question:
https://medium.com/@luckyshirt/dear-guy-who-just-made-my-burrito-fd08c0babb57#.ueenrzuh8