{"id":995,"date":"2016-03-04T11:13:43","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T11:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/?p=995"},"modified":"2016-03-04T02:13:53","modified_gmt":"2016-03-04T02:13:53","slug":"peep-to-peep-computing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/03\/04\/peep-to-peep-computing\/","title":{"rendered":"Peep-to-Peep Computing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[chirrp][chirrp][cheeerp](whirring noises)[chrrreeep][cheeerp]<\/p>\n<p>It started out as a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ietf.org\/rfc\/rfc1149.txt\" target=\"_blank\">humorous RFC<\/a>, something that you would share with your friends and have a quick chuckle over.<\/p>\n<p>[chbeep][chrsssssh][weeooweeoo][bloooop?]<\/p>\n<p>But then the solar flares started.  They only caused small problems at first, a little more static on your VOIP call, <a href=\"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/01\/30\/better-conference-calls\/\" target=\"_blank\">your conference calls<\/a> became a little more annoying.<\/p>\n<p>[maaa][maaaa]<\/p>\n<p>Soon, it was all they could do to keep the electrical infrastructure in place.  It would have to all be refit, and that would take years, if not decades.  A different solution had to be found.  Luckily, someone had managed to cross pigeons with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_Zd6Iy4JuGk\" target=\"_blank\">mockingbirds<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[booooeyp][booooeyp]<\/p>\n<p>You were limited to the speed of sound, but with creative sampling and filtering, you could train the &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mockingbird\" target=\"_blank\">Mimidae<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Domestic_pigeon\" target=\"_blank\">Columbida<\/a>&#8216; (or MimiCos, as they were called) to only listen for specific types of sound, and to re-chirp them as soon as they heard them.<\/p>\n<p>[beeyooop][chiiiip?]<\/p>\n<p>Many things became simpler.  When you could only send data at 300 baud, IRC and <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/MUD\" target=\"_blank\">MUDs<\/a> flourished again.  Twitter shortened its character limit to 100, then 50 characters.  Emoji encodings became even more compact.  People became adept at &#8216;hearing&#8217; the messages before they were decoded, some were even forgoing the decoding stage, and speaking only &#8216;beakspeak&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>[yeeebeep!][gshhhhh][yeeeniiip]<\/p>\n<p>Oh, that&#8217;s an urgent message coming through!  Gotta run!  [yeeeneepneep!]<\/p>\n<p>#internetofbirds<\/p>\n<p>From S<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[chirrp][chirrp][cheeerp](whirring noises)[chrrreeep][cheeerp] It started out as a humorous RFC, something that you would share with your friends and have a quick chuckle over. [chbeep][chrsssssh][weeooweeoo][bloooop?] But then the solar flares started. They only caused small problems at first, a little more static on your VOIP call, your conference calls became a little more annoying. [maaa][maaaa] Soon, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/03\/04\/peep-to-peep-computing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Peep-to-Peep Computing<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,17,7,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1150,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions\/1150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}