{"id":45,"date":"2012-02-22T01:41:09","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T01:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/?p=45"},"modified":"2016-02-28T18:07:48","modified_gmt":"2016-02-28T18:07:48","slug":"0th-world-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2012\/02\/22\/0th-world-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"0th world problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Heaven&#8217;s out of toilet paper.  You have to wipe your butt on a cloud.&#8221; -SN<\/p>\n<p>But really, what would a 0th world problem be like?  We have First world problems, like your internet not being fast enough, or having to wait 3 hours at the ER for your free non-emergency health care.<\/p>\n<p>For that matter, what is a second world problem?  <\/p>\n<p>History repeating itself first as a farce?<\/p>\n<p>-N \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Heaven&#8217;s out of toilet paper. You have to wipe your butt on a cloud.&#8221; -SN But really, what would a 0th world problem be like? We have First world problems, like your internet not being fast enough, or having to wait 3 hours at the ER for your free non-emergency health care. For that matter, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2012\/02\/22\/0th-world-problems\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0th world problems<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,17,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1050,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/1050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}