S Writes:
\n\u201cBut see, if they play the pipes near other people, they’ll be arrested.\u201d
\n\u201cArrested? By whom?\u201d
\n\u201c… by the Scottish bagpipe police?\u201d
\n\u201cPiffle! No such thing! In fact, there is a Scottish bagpipe brigade whose job it is to ensure that the pipes are played often and loudly. They must conform to the exacting standards set forth by the…\u201d
\n(at this point, B blows up my pantleg, and I pause.)
\n\u201c… Bagpope.\u201d<\/p>\n
“The Bag Pope?”<\/p>\n
\u201cImagine the mass! Every parishioner plays the pipes, and the church has to be burned to the ground after every service.\u201d
\n\u201cWait, why? Does it seep into the stones?\u201d
\n\u201cIT IS RUINED.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
S Writes: \u201cBut see, if they play the pipes near other people, they’ll be arrested.\u201d \u201cArrested? By whom?\u201d \u201c… by the Scottish bagpipe police?\u201d \u201cPiffle! No such thing! In fact, there is a Scottish bagpipe brigade whose job it is to ensure that the pipes are played often and loudly. They must conform to the … Continue reading BoF III: Keybeards and Bagpopes:<\/span>