{"id":1731,"date":"2016-05-20T11:50:53","date_gmt":"2016-05-20T11:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2016-05-14T03:02:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-14T03:02:05","slug":"numerical-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/05\/20\/numerical-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Numerical Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, a person walks in to a bar.  As they enter, someone up on stage says &#8216;one hundred and fourty seven&#8217;, and the whole bar erupts with laughter.<\/p>\n<p>The person walks over to the bartender and asks &#8216;What are they doing?  Why did everyone laugh just then?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says &#8216;Well, a few years ago, they realized that they were just telling the same jokes over and over again, so they wrote them all down and assigned numbers to them.  Saves a lot of time.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Oh!  Let me try!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The person runs up on stage, and yells &#8216;Fifty-two!&#8217;.  Dead silence.  &#8216;Fifty two?&#8217;  Dead silence.  They disconsolately walk off the stage and back to the bar.  The bartender says &#8216;It&#8217;s alright.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What did I do wrong?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Just watch.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>A person from the crowd, a regular it would seem, walks up onto the stage.  &#8216;Fifty two.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The crowd erupts with laughter again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What?  Why did that work?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Well, it&#8217;s all in how you tell a joke.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Then a different person comes out of the crowd, and walks slowly up to the stage.  They pause for a while, and then say &#8216;One thousand, two hundred and seventeen.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>There is a pause.  Another pause.  Then one person starts laughing, then another, soon the whole bar is laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What did they just do?  Why did the crowd react like that?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;That was one they hadn&#8217;t heard before.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Notes: I think I heard this one from my dad for the first time when I was very young.  I&#8217;ve always enjoyed it.  It felt difficult to ambiguate the gender of the participants, but it felt necessary.  I think there are two endings above, everything after &#8216;it&#8217;s all in how you tell a joke&#8217; is an alternate ending, but I enjoy the whole thing together, if only because you get to <a href=\"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/03\/15\/an-elemental-of-surprise\/\" target=\"_blank\">surprise<\/a> people twice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, a person walks in to a bar. As they enter, someone up on stage says &#8216;one hundred and fourty seven&#8217;, and the whole bar erupts with laughter. The person walks over to the bartender and asks &#8216;What are they doing? Why did everyone laugh just then?&#8217; The bartender says &#8216;Well, a few years ago, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/05\/20\/numerical-jokes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Numerical Jokes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}