{"id":1418,"date":"2016-04-05T11:05:54","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T11:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/?p=1418"},"modified":"2016-04-05T03:31:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T03:31:36","slug":"not-just-a-fort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/04\/05\/not-just-a-fort\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Just A Fort!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They sped around the corner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These readings are off the scale!  There must be 15 of them, at least!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everyone charge up!  We&#8217;ll have to hit the ground running!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tobin&#8217;s Spirit Guide says that only a few apparitions travel in packs this big.  The good news is that the tactics are the same.  The bad news is that we&#8217;ll either be facing lions, demons, or bears.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, my.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, we&#8217;re here!  Everyone out!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Remember!  Don&#8217;t cross the streams!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The camera pans around.  The characters walk away from their vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>The characters arrive at the entrance to a park.  There are loud animal noises coming from inside.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why is it always bears?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If only we hadn&#8217;t decided to set up shop in Chicago!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, once more!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The characters disappear into the park.  Bears growl.  Strange electronic noises are emitted.  Silence.  The characters re-emerge.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Another success!  Back home!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The characters walk back to the vehicle, which is now visibly an overturned couch.<\/p>\n<p>The camera pans around the couch, and a small rectangular sign on the side where the back of the &#8216;vehicle&#8217; would be pans into view:<\/p>\n<p>EKTORP-1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They sped around the corner. &#8220;These readings are off the scale! There must be 15 of them, at least!&#8221; &#8220;Everyone charge up! We&#8217;ll have to hit the ground running!&#8221; &#8220;Tobin&#8217;s Spirit Guide says that only a few apparitions travel in packs this big. The good news is that the tactics are the same. The bad &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/2016\/04\/05\/not-just-a-fort\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not Just A Fort!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,25,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1419,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions\/1419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nayrb.org\/~blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}