Earlier tonight, I was at a dinner where awards were being presented. One of the awardees had a name with only four characters (two each for first and last name). S mentioned that this would be incredibly useful for anonymity, because you would never be findable[1].<\/p>\n
This got us to thinking that if or when we have a child, we should call it ‘It The’. Of course to do this, we would have to change our last name to ‘The’, but since our most recent last namechange to ‘Spaceman’ that’s not as much of a stretch.<\/p>\n
Of course, since our consulting group is called ‘the The Group’, this would make for some interesting descriptive sentences, such as:<\/p>\n
‘The Thes of the The Group’<\/p>\n
But we then decided that ‘The’ should be a title as well as a last name[2], leading to:<\/p>\n
‘Sarah The, the The, and Bryan The, the The, the The Thes of the The Group.’<\/p>\n
You’re welcome.<\/p>\n
-S&B The. <\/p>\n
“Ruining Language.”<\/p>\n
[1]’findable’, or ‘findeable’?<\/p>\n
[2]cf. ‘Thane’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Earlier tonight, I was at a dinner where awards were being presented. One of the awardees had a name with only four characters (two each for first and last name). S mentioned that this would be incredibly useful for anonymity, because you would never be findable[1]. This got us to thinking that if or when … Continue reading The<\/span>